check check
mic check
this thing on?
two heavy taps on the recording device
uh. yeah. if anybody can hear me, uh, we're- yeah, we're lost as shit, yo- I don't think I'm supposed to be calling for help and giving away our position or anything, but there's no point in just floating around and being safe until we're DEAD-
momentary silence... then a sigh of relief
thought I got my ass caught. so yeah, help a brother out, yo. we'll make it worth your while. ...eventually.